This is where it begins.
Two atoms of hydrogen bond with a single atom of oxygen to form H20,
otherwise known as water.
Then, if all goes well, the temperature drops below freezing,
the water crystallises and a pretty brilliant thing happens.
lf you ask me, the miracle isn't how each snowflake is perfectly formed.
The real winter miracle is what can happen afterwards.
lt's called a ''snow day''.
lt's a day kids live for. Schools close, roads disappear,
grown men weep.
My sister Natalie says anything can happen on a snow day.
This is the story of one of those days.
A day that changed the lives of me and my family...forever.
(SPEAKS HAWAllAN)
ln Hawaiian that means, "the hands tell a story".
And these hands are saying, "happy sunny funtime" ,
as more warm weather wiggles its way into our area. Back to you, Phyllis.
Hot weather, a hot body. What more can you ask for?
Mahuuna aui!
Next a story of a man who sued himself and won!
- "Mahuuna aui?" - lt means kiss my butt.
- You were great. - l'm a meteorologist, Tina.
Last time l checked, meteorologists wore pants!
Last time l checked, we were number three in a three station market.
Therefore, wear the skirt or hit the bricks.
Tom, l know this is hard on your dignity, but unless we beat Chad Symmonz...
..we're stuck.
Climb aboard as we dip down underneath the clouds
for our exclusive Channel 1 0 3-D Dopeler radar.
lt's Doppler radar, you moron.
From top to the bottom, from the side to the side.
lf you wanna wear pants, get Symmonz's ratings.
Take a look at that. Right here in Syracuse
we're gonna be rockin' the old Casbah with...woah...sixty degrees.
We were in the middle of one of those freakishly warm winters
that are pretty popular among... well, freaks.
Oh, yeah.
Meet Principal Ken Weaver,
the man who was number one on every kid's winter hit parade.
Man-oh-man of La Mancha! You hit Principal Weaver!
ls that the best you got? ls it?
Well, how about this?
# Oh, there's no snow for you Oh, there's no snow for you
# Nothing but blue skies for me. Are you going to school... #
Guy's getting way too cocky. Look, he's rubbing our faces in it.
l'm an isosceles triangle! Big target! Come on!
That clam dip's gotta learn that winter's not over until we say it's over.
Quick, let's reload. This man's asking for it.
That's it from last year's stash. l guess we're out until it snows again.
lf it snows.
lt'll snow.
While my sister Natalie worried about the fate of an entire season,
l had my mind on more important things.
Her name was Claire Bonner. Was l obsessed?
Let's say l know the exact number of times she blinks per minute.
lnteresting.
That dive told me that she's looking for a new love in her life.
You know, someone bold, fresh...sexy.
Hal, Claire Bonner wouldn't spit on you if your hair was on fire.
To people like her, people like you are invisible.
So you guys think l'm invisible?
Then, l guess she won't see me when l do this.
All right, so l'm invisible.
The day will come when Claire will see what she's been missing.
She saw what she was missing. Me, Hal Brandston, Mr Smooth.
My original idea was to stay underwater until l died,
but luckily the deep end had other plans for me.
lt was destiny.
Dude, give her the bracelet. This is your big chance.
l'm just waiting for the right moment.
Hey, babe. Hop in, everyone's waiting for us at the diner.
- Go away. - Claire bear.
You don't return my calls. You won't talk to me.
- l needed some time to think. - What is there to think about?
You're Claire Bonner and l'm Chuck Wheeler. America's dream team.
Not any more.
What are you looking at?!
You have defied the mighty Meltar for the last time.
Prepare to taste the flame of justice, Freon.
How many times must l tell you? lt's Doctor Freon! Doctor!
- Natalie? - Hey, Fangor.
You came just in time. Glad you're here!
What have l told you about playing with these? They're collectibles.
lt would seem that your brother is something of a Nimrod, is he not?
- That's enough from you, Mr Freon. - That's Doctor Freon. Doctor.
Seriously, hands off the merchandise, okay?
lf l'm gonna sell these, l've got to keep them mint.
- Sell them? You can't split us up. - Teams split up all the time. lt happens.
- Who will defend the universe? - The universe will be just fine.
No, it won't .
- Dad, is it ever gonna snow? - Aw...
l don't know, sweetheart. lt's been tough lately.
- Last year it was El Ni駉, this year... - El Sucko.
El Sucko, yeah.
Randall, is that the way we eat soup in this house?
No, l'm sorry. He wants to swim with the sharks,
he's gonna lose a little blood. Yes, l know that's what...
l gotta go.
l know, l'm late again. l'm sorry.
- l'm a terrible mother, l know. - Right again.
But l know that in your hearts you'll find a way to forgive me.
And you are?
- Randy, call security! - Yes, sir.
That's funny. Very funny.
- So, what did l miss? - l can fit my fist in my mouth.
- Show Mum. - Wow.
That's dandy, honey. That's wonderful! That's cool.
(CELLPHONE RlNGS )
This dollar is yours if you let it ring.
Please. Easiest buck l ever made in my life.
Oh, brother.
(PHONE STlLL RlNGlNG )
- So, how was everybody's day? - Good.
l'll be back in just a second! Talk to me.
l guess that phone call must've been important.
# l've been waiting for a girl like you
# To come into my life
# l've been waiting for a girl like you
# Your loving will survive... #
What are you doing?
l didn't say you could come in my room.
Just get out of my room!
Hi, Nats. Anything out there?
l think so. lt's getting colder out. The needle moved.
That it has. Maybe we've got a little low pressure heading our way.
l'm going out.
- Good. - Why good?
- He's been acting all weird lately. - He has a lot on his mind.
You know, girls and...
Pretty much mostly girls.
- lt that why he has an ankle bracelet? - Could be. Could be.
Boys Hal's age like to experiment... Did you say ankle bracelet?
Well... lt's perfectly normal.
Oh, l forgot. l brought you something.
Mum gave me this when l started out at the station. A good luck charm.
Maybe it'll work better for you.
Cool! Thanks.
Could you guys help me? lt's stuck.
You get the head, l get the crowbar.
Don't tell me you don't see a pattern. The bracelet, the break up...
The fact that we're both big fans of whales.
- Whales? - Yeah.
- Gentle giants. What's not to love? - Exactly.
Hal, you're starting to scare me.
lf you wanna go out, why don't you go with Patty Krone?
For some reason she thinks you're cute.
l can't go out with a leg jiggler. Besides, this thing with Claire is destiny.
- Are you catching any of this? - Oh, yeah.
All right, you want proof? Well, this is it.
Okay, here we go.
Breathe, breathe. Easy, easy, nice and easy.
Who's the man? You're the man. Come on.
Let's go. Keep it moving.
Well, here l come, baby. Large and in charge, and totally...
..invisible.
l wish it was this easy.
What are you doing? Daydreaming?
- Just catching snowflakes. - Did they taste good? lt's getting late.
Come on, scoot down. Tomorrow is a school day.
- Don't rub it in. - Love you. Sweet dreams.
You're on in two minutes, Mr Sunshine.
Oh... That's not supposed to be there.
That can't be right.
Can it?
Snow! And lots of it, folks.
This one almost caught us by surprise, but we were right on top of it.
A fast-moving little system coming down from Canada,
colliding with the warm flow we've been experiencing...
Snow! !
Last night's record snowfall grinding the area to a halt...
The following are closed for today:
Titan Tool & Dye, the Carousel Mall...
..the Health Farm, Fromlin's Corduroy Shop...
..and finally, the weekly poker game at my house.
That concludes the list of closings for today.
No, they can't do this to us.
Oh, and, l forgot one.
All schools are officially closed for a snow day.
No school, no school, no school!
- Snow day... - Snow day!
Snow day, snow day, snow day! Anything can happen, Hal.
Oh, no...
No matter how brave you thought you were,
just hearing his name could make you wish you lived in Florida.
Snowploughman!
To adults, he's just a creepy guy with a plough named ''Darling Clementine'',
but to us he's a snow day assassin.
A man in serious need of a good flossing.
Legend has it his tyre chains
are made from the braces of kids who didn't get out of his way.
They say the only thing he loves is his bird, Trudy.
Run for your lives!
- l really don't like him. - He's not a fun guy.
He's gotta be stopped. What do you say, Hal?
This was gonna be the year. The prize, the legendary "Second Snow Day".
Think of it, Hal. Two in a row. We've never had two in a row before.
Sorry, but there's something l gotta do.
- Claire Bonner. Who's she? - Just this girl. You don't know her.
Wait a second. You're gonna waste a snow day on some girl?
Look. Tomorrow everything goes back to normal,
and l'll be one of a million guys wishing Claire Bonner was their girlfriend.
But today, maybe l can change that.
- But we're a team. - And we always will be.
- But l gotta go solo today, all right? - That's okay. l don't need you anyway.
- There's no way l can stay home. - lt's not about giving you a break.
Okay, that's a good idea. We'll leave Randy here by himself.
Briefcase, check. Commuter mug, check.
Lucky Troll doll, check.
Look out, Asian carbonated beverage market. Here comes trouble.
Don't worry, Mum. There'll be other work days.
Mum may have lost a chance to swim with the sharks,
but at least she gained a little quality time.
Okay, clean Mummy's clothes. Okay.
As for me...l stood on the threshold of a brave new world.
Winter Wonderland, my butt...
- Hey, beautiful day, isn't it? - Give me a break!
"Neither rain nor sleet nor..." What's the last one, Mr Hebert?
Everybody makes fun of the mailman.
Oh, great. That's just great.
Well, at least l can see the outline of my car.
My own little blue car.
Today is really, really...shaping up.
(SlNGLE WHlSTLE)
(WHlSTLE)
lf you kids think...
..because l'm not...
You kids wanna play rough? l invented rough!
Must muster the courage of 1 0 principals. Must get home.
Now!
No, no, no!
- You've got the reflexes of a dead cow. - Oh, yeah?
lt would seem that it is l who has the oxygen depriving sleeper hold.
l wonder if in Hawaii instead of snow days they have lava days.
- ln LA they get off on bad hair days. - l heard that, too.
Hey, you know...
The problem is, you can never make a perfect snow angel.
There's always gonna be that handprint when you climb out.
Come here.
- Not always. - lt's perfect.
lt sure is.
Come on.
You know what we can do today? Start an avalanche.
- l've got a bracelet to return. - No, no.
Lane, this snow day has given me a second chance with Claire.
What do you think she's gonna do? Hug you, lick your ear and call you "Bunky" ?
Maybe you don't believe in true love, but l do.
ls that what you think it is? Man, you're dumb!
Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets and destiny.
lt's about finding someone you can stand to be around for 1 0 minutes.
- You're a real romantic. - This is gonna end in flames.
Come on, Lane, have a little faith. lt is a snow day.
What do you think you're doing?
Chet's trying to break his all-time record. Oh, man. You blew it!
- l told you to lay down the rug. - We will.
l thought this was supposed to be a day off.
Wayne, l'd be careful about eating too much of that stuff.
With all those layers, if you had to go to the bathroom, it could be close.
All right, you brought Meltar! Where's his faithful sidekick Fangor?
Chasing some girl. Don't even ask.
So, what's our quest today?
You know what Meltar says, "Listen to the wind!"
That's not the wind!
Snowploughman.
Come on! Move it!
l don't know about this. Couldn't we just make a snowman?
No way. This is the year Hal and l said we'd take him down.
- Hal's not here so... - Snowball. Now.
What do you need? Standard "Slushball" , always dependable.
The ever-popular "Moonball". The last thing he sees is you mooning him.
l've got the jelly-filled "Snownut".
And this one...speaks for itself.
- Give me the "Snownut". - Oh, man. l gotta whiz!
(SCREAMlNG )
- lt's now or never. - l'll go with now!
Run!
Put some oomph into it, Wayno!
No, don't leave me here! l don't wanna die with my pants down!
lf you can't hunt with the big dogs, you better sit on the porch with the pups!
Come on, guys! Help!
Come on, Chet, go!
Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!
The office is closed down, and you make me come to work.
l had to walk the whole way! Look at my toes.
- They're frozen, like ''Tater-Tots''. - Nona, what was l supposed to do?
l'm completely snowed-in here.
Everybody else is taking the day off. Why can't we?
We have worked too hard and too long
to let a little snow get in the way of 42 percent global market share. lt'll be fun!
First thing l need is the quarterly earnings report.
The first thing you need is a stun gun for your kid.
l'll call you back.
Randy honey, is that any way to treat your head?
l wanna go outside. Mrs Huffner lets us go outside at school.
But remember what Mummy said? When her work is done, we go outside.
Tell me a story.
Okay, okay.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away there lived a little prince...
Mrs Huffner tells us the story about the pokey little puppy.
l see. Well, Mummy doesn't know that story.
Can Mrs Huffner do this?
Hee-haw! Hee-Haw!
Mrs Huffner brings in a real donkey.
Did Mrs Huffner give you that paint set you wanted for your birthday?
lt's on Mummy's bed.
Yeah, yeah!
Take that, Mrs Huffner.
- Hey, Principal Weaver. - Hey, kids.
Enjoying your day off? l know l sure am.
l'm ...taking...names!
l wonder what people say when they hear about Claire falling in love with me.
l know what Chuck is gonna say. "Prepare to die, waste case."
Chuck? He had his chance. Today, she's all mine.
l love you, Claire! l wanna stroke your hair.
lt's like "Clairestock".
- Bill, what are you doing here? - Word gets around, dude.
You're not the only guy who knew they broke up.
Some of these guys came all the way from Rochester.
You gotta be kidding me! Beat it, dips! Got that, Korn?
Disappear before you get free passes to the Chuck Wheeler House of Pain!
Claire bear, it's me!
Let me up, we gotta talk! Claire, l'm begging you.
Sorry, Chuck, l can't hear you!
We'll be right back with a live Channel Six weather...
Cheer up. At least she watches your dad's station.
Yes, she does.
Just give me one little minute.
All right, but only a minute.
You wanted to wear pants, you're wearing pants.
Tina, people don't want this "Frosty the Weatherman" stuff. They don't .
They want real weather from the only guy who knows what he's doing.
They want someone who can juggle fire and make cool noises.
You're wrong. People will find out who predicted the storm first,
and when they do, watch out, Chad Symmonz.
Claire bear! What happened yesterday was...yesterday.
Today is today. A day to go skating.
- What do you say? - We broke up!
- Yes, but not technically. Let's talk. - Yes. Technically.
(TV) Let it snow, let it snow.
That's what kids of central New York are saying as last night's snowfall...
Oh, honey...
l'm here at Slupperton Hill, or as the kids like to call it, "Suicide Hill".
And what better way to say, ''Yeah, winter!'' than with a toboggan ride?
Hey, Dad!
l'm gonna ask my friends to give me just a little push. l said a little one!
What is this? Frank, pan off him. Pan off him, Frank!
Do something. Do something!
Claire, l know you're watching.
My name is Hal. You don't know me but l know you.
l know that your favourite gum is " watermelon Bubblicious".
And that you can't go a whole day without diving,
and that you have the most amazing brown eyes l've ever seen.
l also know that yesterday ''America's Dream Team'' broke up.
Personally, l think it was the right move.
So, today, if you're wondering what to do next, try something new. Me.
lt's a snow day, Claire. Anything can happen.
Hal, when l was your age, l used to wear cologne to get a girl to notice me.
l'm sorry, Dad, but it's just that this girl is just...so, you know, she's just...
l know what you mean. Get your blood running, huh? Do what you have to do.
Don't worry. We meteorologists are trained for the unpredictable.
You might wanna look at this. We taped the Channel 1 0 feed and...
Who was there first when the blizzard of the century came?
Why, Chad Symmonz, of course.
Whenever there's weather that affects our area, l'll be there first.
First one, my butt! Liar!
Liar! Who was first? Who was it?
- Tom, it's okay! - Who was first? Just one. Liar!
So, how was l?
Remember in sixth grade when you wore those rainbow suspenders all year
because you thought they were so cool?
- lt was kinda like that. - l know what l'm doing, okay?
Then enlighten me. How does that work into your plans?
What'd you expect? They always get back together.
# There she goes
# There she goes again Racing through my brain
# And l just can't contain
# This feeling that remains
# There she goes There she goes again... #
Why do l have to be the decoy? l'm the one who got the ketchup.
lf you don't play dead, you're gonna be dead.
- That's comforting. - Here he comes.
Next time you can get your own ketchup!
This better not stain my coat.
# Oh, my darling Clementine...#
l'm going for the keys.
A little dab'll do ya.
(SQUAWK!)
Hello, birdie. Pretty birdie.
Yes, you're a pretty birdie.
You're a pretty birdie. Hello.
Chet! Chet! Chet!
Hey, get out of my plough!
No... Trudy!
You want her? Come get her, dirtbag!
Thank you and goodnight, everybody!
Trudy!
Of course, that was Love Letters by the sultan of smooth, Mr Al Martino.
While we're still in a romantic mood, skaters are reminded
that there's no better way to say ''l love you''
than with a brand new pair of skate guards. On sale in the main office.
Come on. lf you won't do it for me, do it for them.
How many years has he been putting everybody to sleep with that music?
Are you ready to party? l know l am. So, let's make the scene, Gene,
as - who else ? - Al Martino invites us to enter a world of fascination.
# lt was fascination, l know
# And it might have ended right there at the start... #
Hey!
- Chuck, can l ask you a question? - Ask away.
- Who am l? - You're my woman.
No. Who am l as a person?
We've been dating three years. What do you really know about me?
Wow...heavy. Okay, well, eh...
Your favourite animal is a chimpanzee. You're absolutely crazy about chimps.
Spider monkeys?
Mr Zellweger, please! lt's an emergency!
- What's the problem? - Oh, my gosh. ln the ladies' room.
- l tried to stop her. l really did. - Stop who from doing what?
" Al Martino bites the big one." That's what she wrote.
ln the bathroom stall. Some weird girl with a dog collar and a snake tattoo.
What kind of sicko!
Take me to her now!
What are those things that have bright red butts? Baboons!
- Chuck, what colour are my eyes? - They're green, of course.
A darkish shade of green, looks like brown. l'm on top of it.
One last question. What flavour gum do l chew?
- What kind of a bogus question is that? - Kid on TV knew.
- What kid on TV? - Him.
May l have your attention?
Due to circumstances, Mr Zellweger cannot be with us right now.
So...to continue in the party mood...
..l'd like to make a special snow day dedication to Claire Bonner.
Hi. You might think l'm crazy, Claire. That's okay.
(ROCK MUSlC )
You are so dead.
What? l can't hear you.
Hal, let's go. l think you made your point.
Makes me sick! Swarms of vermin.
Destructive, ignorant cretins. Metallica sucks.
Snowploughman, l mean, Mr Snowploughman,
l was wondering. That story about how you frequently grind kids into road salt...
lt's just a story, right?
You can get back to me on that. No rush.
l'm toast.
Sorry to interrupt your afternoon, ma'am, but...
..l was wondering if you could tell me where l can find your daughter.
Natalie? Natalie Brandston? Why, is she in trouble?
Oh...no, no, no, it's a...
Well, just a bunch of the kids signed up for free plough rides.
- Oh... - Your little Natalie is next in line.
Great. You must be the guy the kids call "Snowploughman".
The kids have a lot of different names for me but you can call me Roger.
Okay, Roger.
Oh, is that Wayne Alworth? Hi, honey!
- Mrs Brandston! - Yeah, that's actually Wayne.
He's just finishing his plough ride.
(HORN BLARES )
- The kids really love to toot the horn. - What's he writing?
Pleh? Pleh...
That's actually a kind of... Well, it's a technical term.
Just a ploughing term. Ma'am, there's a lot of kids on this list, so...
- ..if l could find your daughter... - Sorry. Sure...
Randy, sweetheart! What are you... l got him a paint set for his birthday...
Honey, you'll freeze to death. Come back!
(PHONE RlNGS )
Hello?
Snowploughman, there's someone here who wants to say hi to you.
Trudy! Are you okay, baby? They haven't hurt you yet, have they, honey?
- Not yet. - What do you want from me?
We get our friend back and you give us a second snow day.
- No way. - Then we keep the bird, you keep him.
What do you want me to do?
Bill?
Check it out. French fry log cabin.
- You're not wasting your day. - l know it.
- What's going on? Where's Hal? - Football field.
He's off building some kind of shrine to Lady Claire.
And l'm the feeb who's been sent here to fetch her.
And to think we used to be afraid of this joker.
How easy is this? We give him his bird, and he gives us an extra snow day.
l say we go for two...no, three!
Three snow days and l get to drive his truck!
Where's this mook, anyway? He should be here by now.
Help! Help!
What if l might actually think this guy is cute?
What if you might be on the verge of committing total social suicide?
Help me, please, l beg you!
Anyway, let's pretend you like this guy. What do you know about him?
He's really ticklish, l can tell you that. What else?
He hates drum machines. And he once gave mouth to mouth to a baby chick.
lt was Easter. My mum got the bright idea of bringing chicks for everyone.
lt was kinda cute till they started dying, which they did after we named them.
So there's Hal on his hands and knees giving mouth to mouth to my bird!
lt was...it was...
All right, let's make this quick. Give me the bird.
- Give me the Wayne. - The bird.
- The Wayne! The Wayne! - The bird! The bird!
- You. Leaving. Now. - l'm going.
But, Claire, you've gotta come with me. Hal's expecting you.
l know you hardly even know the guy.
But...
You know when you're making a snow angel and...
..you wanna make it perfect but you can't because...
..there's always that handprint you make when you climb out?
Well, with Hal there's no handprint.
Claire! What's Chuck gonna think?
Chuck doesn't think.
- The Wayne! - The bird!
- You first. - You first!
- l said " you first" first. - So?
Just give him the bird. Please, l wanna go home!
Do it so we can get out of here.
Hi, honey, sweetie. Are you okay?
- Hey, where do you think you're going? - No!
Let him go!
Nobody messes with Roger Stubblefield.
Great plan, guys, real great.
You should see what he can do when he's really trying.
You made this for me? Why?
lt's your favourite animal. The whale!
You know? Nature's gentle giant.
But...l like zebras.
Then how come you have a whale charm on your bracelet?
You have my bracelet?
- Why does he have my bracelet? - Destiny. Pure destiny.
Oh, no...
Hey, zip, you're in luck. The House of Pain now delivers.
Chuck! What do you want?
Claire bear! l've been looking all over for you!
As for you, Mr Wonderful...
Hey, what've you got there?
lt's all sweaty!
l gave this to Claire. What are you doing with it?
- l can explain. - What's he doing with your bracelet?
l wouldn't wanna be you in about two minutes.
We'll get this back on your lovely ankle without delay.
Remember where l got this for you? At Aqualand?
They had the glass-bottom boat, remember?
The guide kept telling us to gaze at the wonders of the deep.
All l did was look at you.
Why did you buy me a whale? l've always wanted to know.
Because of "Shampoo" , the killer whale. You love that whale.
lt's not "Shampoo" , you blowhole! lt's "Shamu".
Don't even think about it!
Quite a ladies' man, aren't you? Craig will be hurting you today.
Hi, there!
l'm sorry. l didn't introduce you to my friend Steve!
Man, l love this part!
Brandston!
Hello, Syracuse! Winter is finally here, and you know what that means.
lce sculptures! Kids are whacking and carving and chipping away.
And, of course, a big idiot dressed as a magic elf.
Tom, don't do this.
Old Jack Frost here takes you on a tour of this year's Winter Jamboree.
Hey, that's some car! l'd love to have that thing in my garage, wouldn't you?
lsn't it amazing what some kids will do just to earn a merit badge?
- Oh, give me a break. - lt's Chad Symmonz.
Whenever there's weather that affects our area, he's there first.
Kids. As unpredictable as the weather.
May l borrow that chisel? Oh, come on. Want the mike?
Take the mike. lt's for your own good! l'm telling you! l just wanna...
- Come on. - No!
Watch it, watch it!
Oh, honey...
No... No. No!
- Chad! No... - Oh, boy.
Well, the beaver's nice. That about wraps it up here, Phyllis. Back to you.
- Laura! l've got it! - Yes!
Patch me in when everyone in Beijing is ready, okay?
l'm so good. You're on in two minutes. See ya, bye.
Okay, here we go. Take the project file, open...
Power pearls, on.
Randy, outside. Randy? Randy!
l want you to come in here right now! Come in here!
Randy, where are you, honey? Don't hide from Mummy.
This isn't funny. Mummy will let you paint anything you want.
You can paint Mummy blue! Please, don't do this.
Yeah, Nona. Hi, it's me.
Forget the video patch. Patch me through on the cellphone.
All right, one minute, okay.
No, no, Randy. Stay right where you are.
- Come on, Mum. Snowball fight! - This isn't happening...
- Fire! - Randall Todd Brandston, stop that.
Enough is enough, you understand? Did you hear me?
Do you want me to tell Mrs Huffner? Do you? ln the house, right now.
- Yeah... - Randall!
You little... All right, okay. Wanna fight? Mummy will give you a fight.
Stop it! You've gotten better than you were last year.
Hey, what's that?
You... l'm gonna get you.
(CELLPHONE RlNGS )
Sorry, Meltar, l blew it.
l thought l could do it without Hal. l guess l was wrong.
Where in the name of the seventh sun are you going?
To the kitchen. l'm gonna make a grilled cheese sandwich.
Weren't you going to save the universe?
What do you want me to say? l lost, evil won, the end.
''l lost, evil won, boo-hoo-hoo. ''
You think l ate a sandwich the day on Andromeda when l got ambushed?
- l guess not. - Do you know why?
- Because you're lactose intolerant? - Quiet! Can't you see l'm talking?
There on Andromeda, things looked bleak. l, too, had lost a partner.
Fangor had abandoned me and there l was, up poop river without a paddle.
- And? - Stranded there alone,
with the fate of the universe hanging in the balance, l remembered a saying.
Yeah, yeah. "Winners never quit, and quitters never win."
What? No!
Quitters will be cast into the flaming pit of death!
Uh, that's gotta sting.
lt's up to you, Natalie. Gather your forces.
Only you can unleash the rage of a hundred snow days
that could've been, that should've been...if not for him.
Snowploughman.
- Oh, man. l thought you were Chuck. - lt's me.
Yeah.
- So, you escaped the House of Pain. - Oh, yeah, it was no big deal.
You should've seen me. lt was unbelievable.
- Tough break back there with Claire. - Nothing l can't handle.
Come on, Hal! Let me bring you back.
- "But l like zebras." - A minor setback.
- What is your problem? - l found that bracelet for a reason.
l don't wanna hear another word about that crappy bracelet.
lt's not crappy.
What?
- Forget it. lt doesn't matter. - Yes, it does.
Just leave me alone.
l can't believe l wasted a whole snow day on this.
What mind-blowing thing didn't you get to do today?
- You don't wanna know. - Yes, Lane, l do.
This.
You said anything can happen.
Surprise.
Thank you, Sally and Ken. We're here on West Burlington Street,
or should l say, West Buuuurlington Street,
where this record-breaking snowfall hasn't kept my fans from coming on out.
- Let's move. He was here first. - We're not going anywhere.
- What do you think of all this snow? - lt's great!
Kinda caught you by surprise, didn't it? Caught a lot of people by surprise,
but ol' Chad was in the right place at the right time, once again!
l'd expect nothing else from the area's number one meteorologist.
Well, thank you. Hey...
Channel Six's Tom Brandston, or should l say, Old Man Weather?
Tom...
That storm really fooled me last night. How did you call it? l'd like to know.
- Just call it a hunch, Tom. - A hunch?
- Yeah. The cold front... - Can't learn it in a weatherman school.
l'm just kidding with you there.
l'm sure you learned that the upper atmospheric shift that we had last night
led to the sudden two point drop in the Fleeber lndex.
- Of course, Tom. Anyhow... - There is no Fleeber lndex, Chad.
- You're a fraud. - Well, you're a joke, Tom. A joke.
l'll tell you what. To prove you're not a fraud,
why don't you tell everybody here... Tell us where this comes from.
Yeah, Chad. Tell us.
- What, snow? - Snow.
Snow. Come on. Well...
You know, the...
The Eskimos have exactly eleven words for snow.
We, on the other hand, we only have one word and that word is...
..snow.
When the barometric pressure
reaches all that cold, cold wind that comes from ol' Canada,
it goes through a process that Tom knows well is classified information,
and it forms what we meteorologists like to call...
..the white stuff.
- You're a loser! - Yeah!
- Could you get in your van and go? - Sure, l'll go.
As soon as you tell everybody who really was there
when the blizzard of the century came knocking at our door, Chad.
- Who was it, Chad? - Yeah, Chad?
- Tom Brandston. - Sorry, l couldn't hear that one.
Tom Brandston.
Tom...Brandston.
Tom Brandston.
- How did you know l'd be here? - You couldn't go a day without diving.
You wanna come up?
So, this is the high dive. Sure is...high.
So, anything can happen on a snow day.
That's what you said to me on TV this morning.
ls this the anything you had in mind?
No.
l mean, yes.
Believe me, this is more than anything l could've hoped for.
lt's just not the anything that's supposed to happen.
Man, how could l have been so stupid?
- No, not about you, about Lane. - Lane.
l can't believe what l put her through today.
- And when she kissed me... - She kissed you?
- What did you do? - l came here.
Oh, boy. Well, l guess you know what you have to do.
While my mission had just begun, Snowploughman's was nearly over.
Before him lay his last victim, the final unploughed street.
Oh, yeah. Oooh...
Trudy, why don't you take it from here? Atta girl. Here we go, baby.
You got it, girl! Yeah.
All right, Trudy, don't you worry. Nobody's gonna hurt you this time.
Well, look who's here!
lf you're looking for a ride, l'm afraid you'll have to wait till next year.
- Now, get out of my way! - No!
No? No, huh? Okay, all right.
l hope that's " no" as in, "Oh, no, please, Mr Snowploughman.
"Please don't roll over me like a human speed bump."
"No" as in, "You've stolen your last snow day from us!"
"Us" ? l don't see any " us" here.
All l see is a whiny little runt who's going back to school tomorrow. Too bad.
Oooh... Now l'm scared! Oohh!
You will be! Listen to the wind!
That's not the wind.
Snow day! Snow day! Snow day!
Charge!
l'm sorry. lt's just so funny!
You dimwits actually think you clobbered me!
But the truth is, l've already won. Yeah, l have.
lt doesn't matter if l don't plough this street. The other streets are ploughed.
l'll see you in school tomorrow. You didn't think of that, did you?
- Actually, we did. - What?
Now that you're done ploughing, we might do a little un-ploughing!
No! You can't take Clementine!
# She was lost and gone forever Dreadful sorry, Clementine #
Yeah!
No, not Clementine! Come back here!
Sorry you can't join us! lt's gonna be a real hoo-hah!
NO! !
Trudy... Trudy! Trudy!
(TRUDY SQUAWKS, SNOWPLOUGHMAN SQUAWKS BACK)
Lane! Lane!
Hey, Lane!
Hi!
(AL MARTlNO SONG PLAYlNG )
To help stop the bleeding, apply pressure directly to the wound.
- Nothing happened between us. - She'll never leave me.
- What do you know? - What flavour gum does she chew?
Like l'm gonna tell you. You're a zero! You're nothing! A zip!
- Go out with other zips. - l'm not sure l'm following you.
l'm Chuck Wheeler. l go out with Claire Bonner.
Yeah? Well, not technically.
Unbelievable.
- Nats? - Hal.
You saved my butt! He was gonna kill me!
You're driving Snowploughman's truck?
Cool, huh?
- Remember l said l didn't need you? - l guess you weren't kidding.
Meltar and l can take care of the universe no problem.
Eh...l borrowed him. Don't worry, l didn't scratch him or anything.
- l swear. - lt's all right.
He belongs to you now. You've earned him.
Just be careful, you two. There's a lot of bad out there.
What's going on?
Welcome to the Chet and Wayne House of Pain.
We gotta get going. Got a lot of un-ploughing to do.
- All right. See you at the house. - Okay.
Let's go, Wayne.
Nats, since we're gonna have another snow day tomorrow,
l was wondering, you doing anything?
Come on, Nats, we've got a truck to drive.
That's right, Brandston! Just walk away...chicken.
# A rose must be made With the sun and the rain
# For its loving promise Won't come true... #
Lane! Wait, please, we gotta talk!
Where's Claire? Did Miss Fantasy shoot you down? Gee, what a surprise.
No, that's not what happened.
- Go away. l have nothing to say. - Would you just listen?
- Before, when you kissed me... - Hal.
- l don't wanna talk about that. Ever. - Would you just hear me?
- Hal... - My spine. Help, l can't feel my legs.
You're pathetic.
Looks like you're the one with the reflexes of a dead cow.
- What are you doing? What is all this? - Wasn't it you who said
that love is about finding someone you can stand to be around for 1 0 minutes?
Yeah.
You got 1 0 minutes?
You never really know how a snow day is going to turn out,
but by the time the sun goes down, you might be amazed to discover
you got to wear pants again...
..you got your life back...
..or not. 776
And in the end you might discover that you saved the universe
and got a second snow day.
The snow melts, the schools open and everything returns to normal,
but the miracle that began with a snowflake changes your life forever.
这就是它开始
两个原子的氢键与 单一的氧原子表H20，
其他明智的水称为
然后，如果一切顺利的话， 温度低于冰点，
水crystallises 和一个漂亮辉煌的事情发生。
LF你问我，奇迹不是如何 每个雪花是五脏俱全。
真正的奇迹是冬天 之后会发生什么。
LT称为a''Snow日''.</我>
LT的一天为孩子们住。 学校关闭，道路消失，
成年男子哭泣。
我的妹妹纳塔莉说 任何事情都有可能发生在雪的日子。
这是故事 对那些日子之一。
一个一天改变了我们的生活 永远和我的家人... ...
（讲话HAWAllAN）
LN夏威夷这意味着， 他说：“手讲一个故事。”
而这些手说： “快乐阳光快乐一刻”
随着越来越多的温暖天气晃了方向 进入我们的地区。回到你，菲莉丝。
炎热的天气，热的身体。 你还能要求什么呢？
Mahuuna AUI！
旁边一个人的故事 世卫组织状告自己和赢了！
- “Mahuuna AUI？” - LT手段吻我的屁股。
- 您是伟大的。 - L'米的气象学家，蒂娜。
上一次升检查， 气象学家穿的裤子！
上一次升检查，我们数 三在三站市场。
因此，穿裙子 或打砖。
汤姆，升知道这是你的尊严努力， 但是，除非我们击败乍得Symmonz ...
..我们就完蛋了。
攀登船上，我们沾了 下面的云
对于我们的独家频道1 0 3 - D雷达Dopeler
LT的多普勒天气雷达，你白痴。
从顶部至底部， 从债券到了一边。
LF你想穿的裤子， 获取Symmonz的评级。
看看这看看。 这里在雪城
我们要去是摇滚“老卡斯巴 ... woah ...随着六十度。
我们是在一个中等 这些freakishly暖冬
这相当流行的外观之中... ... 同时，怪胎。
哦，是的。
会见校长肯韦弗，
的男子，他的头号 是每一个孩子的冬天击中游行。
文哦，人的拉曼恰！ 你打校长韦弗！
LS，最好你有？ LS呢？
那么，这个怎么样？
＃哦，有没有你的雪 哦，有没有为你雪
＃不过我蓝色的天空。 你去上学... ... ＃
盖伊的方式也越来越趾高气扬。 你看，他的揉在它的面孔。
L'米等腰三角形！ 大目标！来吧！
这蛤浸那总得学习 冬天还没有结束，我们之间现在说这是结束了。
快，让我们重新载入。 这名男子的要求了。
这是从去年的隐藏它。 升猜测出我们从现在下雪了。
LF下雪
lt'll雪。
虽然我的妹妹纳塔莉担心 在整个赛季的命运，
升了我的心是 更重要的事情。
她的名字叫克莱尔邦纳。 L的痴迷？
比方说，我知道确切的数字升 闪烁的时候，她每分钟
lnteresting。
这潜水告诉我， 她找了她的新生活的热爱。
你知道，有人大胆，新鲜的... ...性感。
哈尔，克莱尔邦纳，不会对你吐 如果你的头发着火。
喜欢她的人， 像你这样的人是看不见的。
所以你们觉得L'米无形？
然后，L估计她不会看到我 当升做到这一点。
好吧，让L'米无形。
总有一天会看到当克莱尔 被她的失踪。
她看到了她失踪了。 我，哈尔Brandston，平滑先生
我最初的想法是留 从现在升水下死亡，
但幸运的深刻的末端 其他已经为我的计划。
LT的命运。
好家伙，给她的手镯。 这是你的大机会。
L'米只是等待合适的时机。
嘿，宝贝。合中， 每个人的等待着我们在吃饭的客人。
- 走开。 - 克莱尔熊。
你不回我的电话。 你不会跟我说话。
- L需要一些时间去思考。 - 有什么考虑？
你克莱尔邦纳，和L'米查 惠勒。美国的梦之队。
没有任何更多。
你在看什么？
你不畏强大Meltar 最后一次。
准备周四的味道 正义的火焰，氟利昂。
多少次必须升告诉你吗？ LT的医生氟利昂！医生！
- 娜塔莉？ - 嘿，Fangor。
你来的正是时候。很高兴你来了！
告诉你什么都升约 这些玩？他们的收藏品。
LT闪，将你的兄弟 尼姆罗德是一个东西，是他不？
- 这是从你足够的先生，氟利昂。 - 这是医生氟利昂。医生。
说真的， 关闭商品手，好吗？
LF L'米要去抛售这些， L'已经有了，让他们薄荷。
- 卖给他们？你不能分裂我们。 - 团队分裂所有的时间。 LT发生。
- 谁来保卫宇宙？ - 宇宙会就好了。
那么，它不会。
- 爸爸，是否要去雪？ - 胡...
升不知道，亲爱的。 LT的最近被强硬。
- 去年，在厄尔尼诺駉，今年... - 厄尔尼诺Sucko。
厄尔尼诺Sucko，是啊。
兰德尔，是谓方式 我们在这家吃汤？
那么，L'对不起。 他们希望周四与鲨鱼游泳，
他要去失去了一点血。 是的，升知道这是什么... ...
升得走了。
升知道，L'米迟到了。 L'对不起。
- L'米一个可怕的母亲，升知道。 - 右了。
L知道布特在你心中 你会找到一个方法来原谅我们。
而你是谁？
- 兰迪，通话安全！ - 是的，先生。
那很滑稽。非常有趣。
- 那么，什么也升错过？ - L可以装在我的嘴我的拳头。
- 显示妈妈。 - 哇。
这是花花公子，蜂蜜。 那太好了！这很酷。
（手机RlNGS）
这是你的美元，如果你让它响。
请。最简单的降压 升曾经在我的生活。
噢，兄弟。
（PHONE STlLL RlNGlNG）
- 那么，如何在每个人的一天？ - 好。
L'会回来的，在短短一秒钟！跟我说话。
升猜电话 意有所指被通知。
＃L'已经一直在等待 对于像你的女孩
＃周四进入我的生活
＃L'已经一直在等待 对于像你的女孩
＃你的爱将生存... ... ＃
你在做什么？
升不说你能来我的房间里。
刚走出我的房间！
嗨，的NAT。凡是在那里？
升这样认为。 LT的变冷了。 针感动。
它已。也许我们已经有了 标题有点低气压的方式。
L'米走出去。
- 好。 - 为什么好？
- 他一直行事怪异最近所有。 - 他有很多是他的主意。
你知道，女孩和...
几乎大多是女孩。
- LT那为什么他们有一个脚踝手镯？ - 可以。可以。
哈尔男孩的年龄喜欢尝试... 你说脚踝手镯？ 嗯... ... LT是完全正常的。
哦，升忘了。升给你带来了什么。
妈妈给了我这个当升开始了 在车站。一个好运魅力。
也许它会工作更好地为您。
酷！谢谢。
请问你们能帮我吗？ LT的卡​​住了。
你得到的头部，升拿到撬棍。
不要告诉我你看不到一个模式。 表链，分手... ...
事实上，我们Bothan 鲸鱼的大风扇。
- 鲸鱼？ - 是啊。
- 温柔巨人。有什么理由不爱？ - 没错。
哈尔，你开始周四吓唬我们。
LF你想出去， 你为什么不跟侯佩岑丹麦克朗？
出于某种原因 她认为你很可爱。
升不能用一条腿走出去摇动。此外， 这与克莱尔的是命运。
- 你捕捉其中的任何？ - 哦，是的。
好吧，你要证明吗？ 好了，就在于此。
好吧，我们开始吧。
呼吸，呼吸。 简单，方便，美观，方便。
谁是人？ 你是男人。来吧
走吧。保持移动。
好了，来这里升，宝贝。 大和负责，完全...
无形...
升希望它是如此简单。
你在做什么？白日梦？
- 就赶上雪花。 - 他们是否好吃？ LT的天色已晚。
来吧，飞奔下来。 明天是一所学校的日子。
- 不要擦入。 - 爱你。甜美的梦乡。
你就在两分钟内，阳光先生。
哦... ...这不应该在那里。
这不可能是正确的。
可以吗？
雪！而它的地段，乡亲。
这其中几乎出乎我们意料之外， 但我们是正确的在它的上面。
一个快速移动的小系统 来自加拿大下来，
碰撞与温暖的流 我们已经经历...
雪！ ！
昨晚的降雪纪录 该区磨停止...
以下是今天结束：
泰坦工具和染料， 旋转木马购物中心...
..生农场 Fromlin的灯芯绒铺...
...最后， 在我家每周的扑克游戏。
以上是 在今天关闭名单。
那么，他们不能做到这一点给我们。
哦，，升忘了一个
所有学校正式关闭 对于雪的日子。
没有学校，没有学校，没有学校！
- 诺日... - 诺日！
天雪，雪天，雪的一天！ 任何事情都有可能发生，哈尔。
哦，还有... ...
无论多么勇敢 你以为你是，
只要听到他的名字可以使 你希望住在佛罗里达州
Snowploughman！
周四成人，他只是一个令人毛骨悚然的家伙 犁named''Darling克莱门汀'',</我>
但是为了我们，他是一个雪日刺客
严肃的男人中的极品 一个良好的使用牙线。
相传他的轮胎链
老子是由孩子们的括号 谁没有走出自己的路。
他们说，他们唯一爱 是他的鸟，特鲁迪
运行你的生命！
- L真的不喜欢他。 - 他不是一个有趣的家伙。
他总得停止。 你说什么，哈尔？
这是要去是一年。该奖项， 传说中的“第二届诺日。”
想到这，哈尔。两成一排。 我们从来没有在两连胜之前。
很抱歉，但有一些升总得做。
- 克莱尔邦纳。谁是她？ - 就在这个女孩。你不认识她。
等待一秒钟。你要去浪费 雪日是一些女孩？
LOOK。明天一切 恢复到正常的，
和欧莱雅将成为百万许愿的球员之一 克莱尔邦纳是他们的女朋友。
但今天，也许升CAN改变了这一切。
- 但是，我们是一个团队。 - 我们始终会。
- 但升得走了独奏今天，好吗？ - 这没关系。升不需要你。
- 有没有办法升可以留在家。 - LT的不是给你一个突破。
好吧，这是一个好主意。 我们将离开这里由兰迪自己。
公文包，检查。 通勤杯，检查。
幸运巨魔娃娃，检查。
看出来了，碳酸饮料 超市。这里来的麻烦。 210 00:22:26,​​470 --> 00:22:28,877 别担心，妈妈。 有“天将有其他的工作。
妈妈可能已经失去了一个机会 周四与鲨鱼游泳，
但至少 她获得了一点点质量的时间。
好了，妈咪的衣服干净。好了。
至于我... ...升站在门槛上 一个勇敢的新世界。
冬季仙境，我的屁股...
- 嘿，美好的一天，不是吗？ - 给我一个突破！
“无论是下雨还是雨雪，也不... ...” 什么是最后一个，先生赫伯特？
每个人都会对世界的乐趣。
哦，太棒了。这下好了。
嗯，至少 l可以看到我的车的轮廓。
我自己的小蓝车。
今天是真的，真的... ...塑造了。
（SlNGLE WHlSTLE）
（WHlSTLE）
LF你的孩子觉得...
..由于L'米不...
您的孩子想玩粗糙？ 升发明的粗糙！
必须鼓起的勇气 1 0校长。一定要回家。
现在！
哦，不，不！
- 你已经有了一个死牛的反射。 - 哦，是吗？
LT闪请问这是升是谁 氧气剥夺了卧铺举行。
升不知而不是在夏威夷 下雪天，他们有托盘天。
- LN LA他们下车坏头发天。 - L听到这一点。
嘿，你知道... ...
问题是，你永远无法 做一个完美的雪天使。
总有要去会 这手印当你爬了出来。
来这里。
- 并非总是如此。 - LT的完美。
LT是悲伤。
来吧。
你知道我们能做什么呢？ 开始雪崩。
- L'已经有了一个手镯返回周四 - 嗯，没有。
里，这给我们的诺日 与克莱尔第二次机会。
你觉得她该怎么办？拥抱 你，舔你的耳朵，叫你“Bunky”？
也许你不相信 真正的爱情，但升做。
LS那你觉得是什么？ 人，你哑巴！
爱是不是命运 和魔术手镯和命运。
LT的关于寻找一个你 能站，约1 0分钟。
- 你是一个真正的浪漫。 - 这是会结束的火焰。
来吧，巷，有一点点信心。 LT是一个雪的日子。
你觉得你在做什么？
切特的尝试周四打破他的所有时间 记录。哦，伙计。你搞砸了！
- L叫你放下的地毯。 - 我们的意志。
升以为 这应该是一个休息日。
韦恩，L' D是注意的 吃太多的那东西了。
与所有这些层，如果你有去 上厕所，也可能是关闭。
好吧，你带Meltar！ 哪里是他的忠实搭档Fangor？
追逐一些女孩。不要问为什么。
那么，什么是我们的追求呢？
你知道什么Meltar说， “听来风！”
这不是风！
Snowploughman。
来吧！移动吧！
升不知道这一点。 难道我们不只是做一个雪人？
没办法。这是今年 哈尔升说，我们会带他走。
- 哈尔不在这里所以... - 雪球。现在。
你需要什么？标准 “Slushball”总是可靠的。
广受欢迎的“月亮球”。最后 事情是，他们看到你mooning他。
L'已经得到了果冻填充“Snownut”。
而这一次... ...不言自明。
- 给我“Snownut”。 - 哦，伙计。升总得一言为定！
（SCREAMlNG）
- LT的机不可失，时不再来。 - L'会一起去了！
快跑！
放入了一些魅力，Wayno！
好了，不要离开我这里！ 升不希望我的裤子死了！
LF不能打猎用的大狗，你 更好地坐在门廊的小狗！
来吧，伙计们！帮助！
来吧，切特，走！
哦，伙计！哦，伙计！哦，伙计！
该办事处关闭， 你让我来上班。
升周四走了全路！ 看看我的脚趾
- 他们冻结，''像Tater - Tots '' - 诺娜，什么是应该做的升？
L'米完全下雪，在这里。
别人都走的是一天。 为什么我们不能？
我们一直太辛苦，太漫长
周四让小雪花取得了42路 ％的全球市场份额。 lt'll很有趣！
第一件事升需要依赖 是的季度盈利报告。
首先你需要 是一支电枪对你的孩子
L'叫你回来。
兰迪亲爱的，是任何方式 对待你的头？
升要到外面去。夫人Huffner 让我们一起在学校外。
但记得妈妈说的吗？ 当她的工作完成后，我们到外面去。
告诉我一个故事。
好吧，好吧。
曾几何时，在土地远， 远处住着一个小王子...
夫人Huffner告诉我们的故事 关于狱小小狗。
l见。好了， 妈咪不知道的故事。
可夫人Huffner做到这一点？
熙山楂！熙山楂！
夫人Huffner带来了一个真正的驴。
难道夫人Huffner给你，油漆集 你想为你的生日？
LT的妈咪的床上。
是啊，是啊！
拿去，夫人Huffner。
- 嘿，主要韦弗。 - 嘿，孩子们。
享受您的一天？ 升升我知道悲伤。
L'米... ...回吐的名字！
升难怪人们说当他们 克莱尔听到与我坠入爱河。
升知道什么是要去查克说。 “准备后事，浪费的情况。”
查克？他们有自己的机会。 如今，她的所有地雷。
升爱你，克莱尔！ 升想中风你的头发。
LT就像“克莱尔股票”。
- 比尔，你在这里做什么？ - Word中得到解决，伙计。
你不是唯一的家伙 谁知道他们分手了。
一些这些家伙 来自罗切斯特的所有道路。
你得同我开玩笑。 熬不住了，逢低！明白了，科恩？
消失在你的免费通行证 查惠勒的疼痛楼！
克莱尔熊，是我！
让我起来，我们得谈谈！ 克莱尔，欧莱雅米求你
对不起，查，L听不到你！
我们马上回来 随着直播频道六天气...
振作起来。至少她的手表 你爸爸的车站。
是的，她没有。
只要给我一个小小的分钟。
所有的权利，但只有一分钟。
你想穿的裤子， 你穿的裤子。
蒂娜，人们不希望这样，“雾 在气象员“的东西，他们没有。
他们想从唯一真正的天气 那个谁知道自己在做什么。
他们希望有人能够 耍弄火，使冷却的噪音。
你错了。人们会发现 世界卫生组织预计，风暴第一，
当他们这样做， 当心，乍得Symmonz。
克莱尔熊！发生了什么事 昨天是昨天... ...。
今天是今天。 一天去滑冰。
- 你说什么？ - 我们分手了
- 是的，但不是技术上。让我们的谈话。 - 是的。技术上
（电视）让它下雪，让它下雪。
这就是纽约中央孩子 说的是昨晚的降雪...
哦，蜂蜜...
这里在Slupperton L'米山，或 因为孩子们喜欢称之为“自杀山”。
什么更好的方式来说，'呀， 冬天！'请用雪橇骑？
嗨，爸爸！
L'米要去问我的朋友给我周四 只是轻轻一推。 L表示略一！
这是什么？坦白的说，从他身上锅。 潘过他，弗兰克！
做一些事情。你的东西！
克莱尔，升知道你看
我的名字叫哈尔。 你不认识我，但升知道你
升知道你最喜欢的口香糖 是“西瓜Bubblicious。”
而且你不能去 一个没有潜水整整一天，
这和你有最惊人 棕色的眼睛L'见过。
升也知道，昨天 America's''Dream Team''broke了。
就个人而言，升认为这是正确的一步。
所以，今天，如果你想知道 下一步该怎么做，尝试新的东西。我们。
LT的雪一天，克莱尔。 任何事情都有可能发生。
哈尔，当升是你的年龄，升用来爱 穿古龙水得到一个女孩，我们注意到周四
L'对不起，爸爸，但它只是这个女孩 只是... ...这样，你知道，她只是...
升知道你的意思。让您的血液 运行，是吧？做你必须做的。
不用担心。我们气象学家 经过培训的不可预知的。
你可能想看看这个。 我们编带通道1 0饲料和...
老子谁是第一个有 当本世纪暴雪来了？
为什么，乍得Symmonz，当然
每当有一个天气 这会影响我们的地区，欧莱雅将在那里第一次。
第一个，我的屁股！骗子！
骗子！谁是第一？ 是谁？
- 汤姆，没关系！ - 谁是第一？只是一个。骗子！
那么，如何在升？
记得在六年级时 这些穿着彩虹吊带全年
因为你 还以为他们是很爽？
- LT是有点像的。 - L知道L'米做，好吗？
然后我们微启。 请问是怎么把你的计划工作？
What'd你的期望？ 他们总是一起回来。
＃有她去
＃有一次她去 通过我的大脑赛车
＃和l就不能包含
＃这感觉，遗迹
＃有她去 在那里，她去了... ... ＃
为什么要升的诱饵？ L'米的一个谁拿到了番茄酱。
LF你不玩死， 你要去死。
- 这是令人欣慰。 - 这里来的。
接下来的时间 你可以让自己的番茄酱！
这最好不要污点我的外套。
＃哦，我的侠骨柔情...#</我>
L'要去的钥匙。
做一个小dab'll雅。
（SQUAWK!）
你好，小鸟。漂亮的小鸟球。
是的，你是一个漂亮的小鸟。
你是一个漂亮的小鸟。您好。
切特！切特！切特！
嘿，让我犁了！
嗯... ...特鲁迪！
你想她吗？来得到她，dirtbag！
谢谢你，晚安，大家好！
特鲁迪！
当然，这是情书 由光滑苏丹，阿尔先生马蒂诺
虽然我们在一个浪漫的心情依然， 提醒选手
，有没有更好的办法 到say''l爱你''
请用一个全新的一双新冰鞋 警卫。在总公司的销售。
来吧。 LF你不会对我来说， 为他们做了。
多少年来一直把他们 大家一起睡，音乐？
你准备好党？升知道升时。 所以，让我们的现场，基因，
作为 - 还有谁？ - 铝马蒂诺 我们邀请进入世界的遐想。
＃LT是迷恋，升知道
＃，它可能已经结束 右侧有一开始... ... ＃
嘿！
- 夹头，可升问你一个问题吗？ - 询问了。
- 是谁升？ - 你是我的女人。
嘛。谁我作为一个人升？
我们已经拍拖三年。 你真的了解我吗？
哇... ...沉重。好了，好了，呵...
你最喜欢的动物是黑猩猩。 你绝对有关黑猩猩疯狂。
蜘蛛猴？
Zellweger先生，请！ LT的紧急！
- 这是什么问题？ - 噢，我的天哪。 LN的女士们的房间。
- L试图阻止她。升真的做到了。 - 从世卫组织控制做什么的？
“阿尔马蒂诺，咬伤的大单。” 这就是她写道。
LN卫生间摊位。有些奇怪的女孩 用狗项圈和蛇纹身。
什么样的医疗内幕！
带我到她吧！
那些东西是什么 有鲜红的烟头？狒狒！
- 查克，我的眼睛是什么颜色？ - 他们是绿色的，当然。
黑乎乎的绿色树荫， 看起来像褐色。 L'米在它之上。
最后一个问题。 什么味道做L嚼口香糖？
- 什么样的假问题是什么？ - 儿童“是一个电视知道。
- 什么是电视上的孩子？ - 他。
五月升有你的关注？
由于情况，Zellweger先生 不能跟我们现在是正确的。
所以... ...周四继续在党的心情... ...
.. L'想作出特别 诺日周四奉献克莱尔邦纳。
嗨。你可能会认为L'疯了，克莱尔。 这没关系。
（ROCK MUSlC）
你是等死了。
什么？升听不到你。
哈尔，我们走吧。 升想你了你的论点。
让我恶心！ 成群的害虫。
破坏性的，无知的白痴。 Metallica的吮吸。
Snowploughman， 意思是，先生Snowploughman，
升想知道。这故事如何 你经常研磨成路盐的孩子... ...
LT只是一个故事，对吗？
你可以还给我就是。 没有趋之若鹜。
L'米敬酒。
对不起周四中断 你下午，太太，但是... ...
L的疑惑...如果你能 告诉我在哪里L可以找到你的女儿。
娜塔莉？娜塔莉Brandston？ 为什么，是她在麻烦吗？
噢... ...不，不，不，它的A. ..
好了，只是一堆孩子 注册了一个免费的犁游乐设施。
- 哦... ... - 你的小娜塔莉是下。
大。您必须是盖伊 孩子们称之为“Snowploughman”。
孩子们有很多不同的名字 对于我，但你可以叫我罗杰。
好吧，罗杰。
噢，那是韦恩Alworth？ 嗨，亲爱的！
- 夫人Brandston！ - 是啊，这其实韦恩。
他只是完成他的犁车程。
（HORN BLARES）
- 孩子们真正喜欢嘟嘟的号角。 - 什么是他们写？
Pleh？ Pleh ...
其实这是一个样... 那么，这是一个技术术语。
就在耕作期。大娘， 有一个关于这个名单很多孩子，所以...
- ..如果升能找到你的女儿... ... - 对不起。当然...
兰迪，亲爱的！什么是你... 升了他为他的生日设置了油漆...
亲爱的，你会冻死。 回来！
（PHONE RlNGS）
喂？
Snowploughman，还有的人 谁想在这里向你说喜。
特鲁迪！你没事吧，宝贝？他们 PQ会伤害你的是，有他们，亲爱的？
- 还没有。 - 你想从我吗？
我们得到我们的朋友回来 你给我们一个下雪天的第二次。
- 没办法。 - 然后我们保持鸟，你留住他。
你要什么我做什么？
比尔？
检查出来。法国鱼苗小木屋。
- 你不是浪费的一天。 - L知道这一点。
- 这是怎么回事？哪里的哈尔？ - 足球领域。
他关建设 一些神社周四夫人克莱尔样
和L'米的feeb 谁是被送到这里来接她。
和思考 我们曾经是这个百搭不怕。
这是多么容易？我们给他的鸟， 他们为我们提供了一个额外的雪的日子。
升说，我们去了两个... ...不，三！
三下雪天 和l获得驾驶他的车！
哪里的这个穆克，反正？ 他们现在应该在这里。
帮助！帮助！
如果升可能真的觉得 这家伙是可爱？
如果你可能会在边缘 共有触犯社会自杀呢？
帮助我，请，升求求你！
无论如何，让我们假装你喜欢这家伙。 你了解他吗？
他真的很怕痒，L可以告诉你。 还有什么？
他们不喜欢鼓机。而一旦他们 周四了口口婴儿小鸡。
LT是复活节。我的妈妈得到了光明 瞻为大家鸡的想法。
LT是有点可爱，直到他们开始死亡; 他们没有经过我们命名它们。
因此，有哈尔有他的手和膝盖 口口周四给予我的鸟！
LT是... ...这是...
好吧，让我们这个快速。 给我的鸟。
- 给我的韦恩。 - 鸟。
- 在韦恩！韦恩！ - 鸟！鸟！ 496 00:54:39​​,010 --> 00:54:43,055 - 您。离开。现在。 - L'要去。
但是，克莱尔，你总得跟我来。 哈尔的期待您。
升几乎没有，即使知道你知道这个家伙。
但是... ...
你知道当你正在做 雪天使和...
..你想让它完美 但你不能因为...
..总有这手印 当你让你爬出来？
那么，与哈尔有没有手印。
克莱尔！什么是查要去想的？
查不认为。
- 在韦恩！ - 鸟！
- 你先。 - 你先！
- L说，“你先”第一。 - 这样呢？
只要给他的鸟。 请，升要回家！
做到这一点，所以我们可以离开这里。
嗨，亲爱的，亲爱的。你好吗？
- 嘿，如果你认为你会？ - 嘛！
让他去吧！
没有人的餐厅 随着罗杰斯塔布菲尔德。
伟大的计划，伙计们，真正的伟大。
您应该看到他们能做什么 当他的真正尝试。
你为我这个？为什么呢？
LT你最喜欢的动物。鲸鱼！
你知道吗？大自然的温和的巨人。
但是... ...像斑马升。
然后，你怎么来的 对你的魅力手镯鲸鱼？
你有我的手镯？
- 为什么他们有我的手镯？ - 命运。纯的命运。
哦，还有... ...
哎，拉链，你很幸运。 现在的疼痛府提供。
查！你想干什么？
克莱尔熊！ 欧莱雅一直在找各地为您服务！
至于你，先生。美妙...
嘿，what've你到了那里？
LT的所有汗！
升了这个周四克莱尔。 你在做什么呢？
- L可以解释。 - 什么是他们与你的手镯做什么？
升不希望是你 在大约两分钟。
我们会得到你这回可爱的脚踝 刻不容缓。
记得在哪里升了你呢？ 在Aqualand？
他们有玻璃底船 还记得吗？
该指南不停地告诉我们 周四凝视深层的奥妙。
所有L所做的就是看着你。
为什么你给我买鲸鱼？ L'一直想知道的。
由于“洗发水”，杀手鲸。 你爱的鲸鱼。
LT的不是“洗发水”，你气孔！ LT的“杀母”。
你想都不要想！
不少女装的男人，不是吗？ 克雷格会伤害你今天。
嗨，有！
L'对不起。升没有你介绍 我的朋友史蒂夫！
文，L爱这部分！
Brandston！
您好，雪城！冬天终于来了， 你知道这意味着什么。
冰雕塑！孩子们重击 和雕刻和小打小闹。
而且，当然，一个大白痴 打扮成一个神奇的小精灵。
汤姆，不这样做。
老杰克弗罗斯特在这里发生在您参观 今年的冬季大露营
嘿，这是一些车！ L' ð有爱 在我的车库的事，不是吗？
lsn't它惊人的一些孩子会做什么 刚刚周四赚取好处徽章？
- 哦，给我休息一下。 - LT的乍得Symmonz。
每当有一个天气 这会影响我们的领域，他的存在第一。
儿童。只要天气变幻莫测。
五月升借这凿？ 哦，来吧。希望迈克？
拿话筒。 LT是为你们好！ L'米告诉你！升只是想... ...
- 来吧。 - 嘛！
看着它，看着它！
哦，蜂蜜...
嗯... ...嘛。嘛！
- 乍得！嗯... ... - 哦，男孩。
那么，海狸的不错。这约 包装它在这里，菲莉丝。回到你。
- 劳拉！ L'已经有了！ - 是
当我们在补丁 在北京每个人都准备好了，好不好？
L'米那么好。你在两分钟。 见雅，再见。
好吧，我们开始吧。 以项目文件，打开...
电力珍珠，它是。
兰迪，外。兰迪？兰迪！
升要你周四在这里来，现在！ 在这里来吧！
兰迪，你在哪里，亲爱的？ 不要躲避木乃伊。
这难道不好笑。木乃伊 会让你画任何你想要的。
你可以画妈咪蓝！ 请不要这样做。
是啊，诺娜。嗨，是我。
忘记视频补丁。 通过手机上的补丁我。
好吧，一分钟，好吗。
好，好，兰迪。 呆在你在哪里。
- 来吧，妈妈。打雪仗！ - 这是没有发生... ...
- 火！ - 兰德尔托德Brandston，制止。
够了，你下站？ 你听到了吗？
你想让我告诉夫人Huffner？ 你呢？ LN的房子，现在。
- 是啊... ... - 兰德尔！
你这个小...好吧，好吧。想打架吗？ 妈妈会给你一拼。
别闹了！你已经得到了较好的 比你的最后一年。
嘿，那是什么？
你... L'米要拿你。
（手机RlNGS）
对不起，Meltar升搞砸了。
升升认为可以不哈尔它。 升升猜测是错误的。
某处的名义 第七日你去不去？
到了厨房。 L'米要去作 烤奶酪三明治。
是你不打算 拯救宇宙呢？
你要什么我说什么？ 升失落，邪恶获胜，结束。
L' 'Lost，邪恶韩元，嘘声灏灏。 ''
您认为升吃了三明治的一天 当是仙女座升了伏击？
- L猜不是。 - 你知道为什么
- 因为你是乳糖不耐受？ - 安静！你没看见L'米说？
有仙女座，事 黯淡。升，也失去了一个合作伙伴。
Fangor抛弃了我，有 升了，最多的河流船尾没有桨
- 还有呢？ - 绞合不见人来，
随着宇宙的命运悬 在资产，升想起一个说法。
是啊，是啊。 “胜者永不退出， 和戒烟者没有赢。“
什么？好了！
戒烟者将转换 进入死亡的燃烧坑！
嗯，那总得刺
LT由你，娜塔莉。 收集你的力量。
只有你能释放 在百下雪天怒
这可以一直， 这应该已经... ...如果不是因为他
Snowploughman。
- 哦，伙计。升以为你是查克。 - LT是我。
是啊。
- 所以，你躲过了疼痛府。 - 哦，是啊，这没什么大不了的。
你应该见过我。 LT是令人难以置信。
- 艰难的突破回到那里与克莱尔。 - 没什么，升不能处理的。
来吧，哈尔！让我带你回去。
- “但是升像斑马。” - 一个小小的挫折。
- 什么是你的问题？ - L发现这是有原因的手镯。
升不希望听到另一个词 这大约蹩脚的手镯。
LT不是蹩脚。
什么？
- 算了。 LT无所谓。 - 是的，它的作用。
刚刚离开我了。
升不能相信升浪费 全校雪一天是这样的。
什么令人兴奋的事情 没有你这样做呢？
- 你不想知道。 - 是的，巷，升做。
这。
你说任何事情都有可能发生。
惊喜。
谢谢，萨莉和肯。 我们在这里西伯灵顿街
还是应该升说， Buuuurlington西街，
凡本破纪录的降雪 没有跟上我的球迷们从出来。
- 让我们的举动。他们在这里第一次。 - 我们不会去任何地方。
- 您如何看待这一切的雪？ - LT太好了！
均田抓住你措手不及，不是吗？ 措手不及的人很多，
但OL“乍得是在正确的地方 在合适的时间，再次！
L'所料，从没有别的 该地区的头号气象学家。
好了，谢谢你。嘿... ...
六频道的Tom Brandston， 还是应该升说，老人天气？
汤姆...
这风暴昨晚我真的上当。 你是如何调用它呢？ L'想知道的。
- 只需把它叫做直觉，汤姆。 - 一个预感？
- 是啊。该冷锋... - 不能在学校学习气象了。
L'米只是开玩笑跟你那里。
L'敢肯定你了解到，上 大气的转变，我们昨晚
导致突然下降两个点 在Fleeber lndex。
- 当然，汤姆。总之... - 没有Fleeber lndex，乍得。
- 你是个骗局。 - 嗯，你是个笑话，汤姆。一个笑话。
L'会告诉你什么。 周四证明你不是一个骗局，
你为什么不告诉大家这里... 告诉我们这来的。
是啊，乍得。请告诉我们。
- 什么，雪？ - 雪。
雪。来吧。嗯... ...
要知道，...
爱斯基摩人有完全相同 十一的雪字。
我们，另一方面，我们只 并有一个字，词是...
..雪。
当气压
台达所有的寒冷，寒风 这涉及从OL“加拿大，
它经历一个过程，汤姆 深知是分类信息，
它的形式是什么 我们喜欢称之为气象学家... ...
..白色的东西。
- 你是一个失败者！ - 呀！
- 你能得到你的车走？ - 当然，欧莱雅会去。
只要您告诉大家 谁真正在那里
当本世纪暴雪 在我们来到门口，乍得敲门。
- 是谁，乍得？ - 是啊，乍得？
- 汤姆Brandston。 - 对不起，L无法听到的。
汤姆Brandston。
汤姆... Brandston。
汤姆Brandston。
- 你怎么知道L' D是在这里？ - 你不能走了一天没有跳水。
你要来了？
所以，这是高台跳水。 当然是... ...高。
那么，什么 可以发生在一个雪的日子。
这就是你对我说 今天上午有一台电视机。
LS这是任何你所想的？
嘛。
我的意思是，是的。
相信我，这不只是什么 升可能已经希望的。
LT的只是没有任何东西 这就是所谓周四的氧气。
男人，怎么升可以一直这么愚蠢吗？
- 好了，不是你，约里。 - 巷。
L可以不相信什么 升放她到今天。
- 当她吻了我... - 她吻了你？
- 你做了什么？ - L来到这里。
哦，男孩。那么，L想你知道 你必须做的。
虽然我的使命才刚刚开始， 近Snowploughman的结束了。
在他之前躺在他的最后一个受害者， 最后的unploughed街头
哦，是的。哦... ...
特鲁迪，你为什么不从这里吗？ 阿塔的女孩。在这里，我们走，宝贝。
答对了，姑娘！是啊。
好吧，特鲁迪，不用你操心。 没有人要去伤害你这一次。
好了，看看谁在这里！
LF你正在寻找一个骑，怕L' 你必须等到明年。
- 现在，走出我的路！ - 嘛！
嘛？那么，是吧？好了，没事。
升希望这是一个“不”中， “哦，不，请先生Snowploughman。 701 01:15:0​​2,332 --> 01:15:0​​6,081 “请不要翻身，我们 就像一个人的速度撞击。“ 702 01:15:0​​8,421 --> 01:15:12,371 “好”，如：“你偷 你从我们的最后一天的雪！“
“我们”？升看不到任何“我们”在这里。
所有L看到的是一个小矮whiny谁去 回到学校的明天。太糟糕了。
哦... ...现在L'米惊！ Oohh！
你会！听来风！
这不是风。
诺日！诺日！诺日！
冲啊！
L'对不起。 LT只是太有趣了！
其实觉得你愚笨的人类 你打一顿我！
但事实是，欧莱雅已经已经赢得。 是啊，有升。
LT不要紧，如果升不犁这 街道。在其他街道拨。
L'会看到你在学校的明天。 你没有想到这一点，是吗？
- 其实，我们做到了。 - 什么？
现在你就大功告成了犁地， 我们可能做一些非耕！
嘛！你不能把克莱门汀！
＃她是丢失，一去不复返 可怕的遗憾，克莱门汀＃
是啊！
好了，不克莱门汀！回来这里！
很抱歉，您不能加入我们！ LT的要去是一个真正的呼，哈！
NO！ ！
特鲁迪...特鲁迪！特鲁迪！
（特鲁迪SQUAWKS， SNOWPLOUGHMAN SQUAWKS BACK）
巷！巷！
嘿，巷！
嗨！
（AL MARTlNO PLAYlNG宋）
周四帮助止血， 直接施加压力的伤口。
- 我们之间什么都没有发生。 - 她永远不会离开我们。
- 你知道吗？ - 什么味道没有她嚼口香糖？
像L'米要去告诉你。你是个零！ 你是什​​么！一个拉链！
- 走出去与其他拉链。 - L'不知道你L'米以下。
L'米查惠勒。 升走出去与克莱尔邦纳。
呀？那么，在技术上并不。
令人难以置信。
- 世界杯分组水落石出？ - 哈尔。
你救了我的屁股！ 他要去杀了我！
你驾驶 Snowploughman的卡车？
酷吧？
- 记住L表示升不需要你吗？ - L猜你是不是在开玩笑。
Meltar和l CAN 利用宇宙护理没有问题。
嗯... L借用他。不要担心， 升不刮他或任何东西。
- L发誓。 - LT的所有权利。
他们属于你了。 你已经赢得了他。
只是要小心，你们两个。 有一个坏了还有很多。
这是怎么回事？
欢迎切特和韦恩 众议院的疼痛。
我们总得不断前进。 得到了联合国犁田要做。
- 所有权利。见你的房子。 - 好吧。
让我们去，韦恩。
NAT的，因为我们要去的 明天又下雪天，
升很纳闷， 你做什么？
来吧，世界杯分组水落石出， 我们已经有了一个货车驾驶。
这是正确的，Brandston！ 一走了之...鸡。
＃必须作出的玫瑰 随着太阳和雨
＃对于爱的承诺 会不会成真... ... ＃
巷！等待，请，我们得谈谈！
哪里的克莱尔？难道小姐幻想 枪毙你乎？哎呀，什么一个惊喜。
好吧，这不是发生了什么。
- 走开。升无话可说。 - 你只是听呢？ - 在此之前，当你吻了我... - 哈尔。 763 01:22:26,​​407 --> 01:22:30,701 - L不想谈论这个。自从。 - 你刚才听到我吗？
- 哈尔... - 我的脊椎。帮助，L无法感觉到我的腿。
你是可悲的。
看起来你一个 随着一个死牛的反射。
- 你在做什么？这一切是什么？ - 是不是你谁说
爱情是关于寻找一个你 可以站到大约为1 0分钟？
是啊。
你得到了1 0分钟？
你从来没有真正懂得 雪一天要转出，
但是当太阳下山， 你可能会惊讶地发现周四
你有穿的裤子再次...
..你有你的生活回到...
..与否。
和最后你可能发现 那你保存的宇宙
并得到了第二个雪日
雪融化，学校开放 ，一切恢复正常，
但的奇迹开始 雪花改变你的一生。